25.6.10

The Faux Pas of Everyday Life

   There are faux pas in life as there are in fashion. You guys know what
 I am talking about, those days when everything goes wrong.

   For me it started when I woke up this morning. The dog pooped all over the
 chair because I was  upstairs with my kids, but just a minute go I was sitting
 right next to him. Did he have to go then?  NO. It just so happens that the minute
I went up stairs, he had to go poo. Who gets yelled at? You guessed it, me.
  
    The dog is old too, so part of me has sympathy. When you get old you just get bladder
issues, thats why old people wear depends. They don't have depends for old hotdogs.

 He is an eighteen year old hot dog. Have you heard of an 18 year old daschund before? They usually are gone by age 12 max. What does that make him 195 years old? This one is sticking around for something, he has a will to live. He is well mannered most of the time,  just eats poops, and sleeps.
I love him, but today he is literally a "crap head."

 
   Then  I have my husband yelling at me all day because he volunteered me to take
my daughter to a friends house and lucky for me she changed plans again for  the
00th  time, as always, but I honestly didn't mind since I got away from the rest of
my kids, whom I love, but drive me absolute bonkers sometimes, the point is I didn't
mind the change of plans until I got yelled at because I was late, she didn't get yelled at
just me of course. 

   Besides the dog with the bladder issues, getting yelled at about anything
and everything, crying kids, feeling like a door mat, trying to create plans for a
future magazine which I need photographers for, telling my husband whom I love
with all my heart, whom is my bestfriend, but at the moment he needs to get a life!!!

He was hurt badly in a car accident by a kid going 55 mph  who fell asleep at the
wheel and has had triple back surgery. He has a big reason to complain, but after a
while it gets to you. This is real life. I know someone out there will appreciate my
blurb. It can only get better, I am staying positive.

 Any one else have stories? I would love to hear them!!!

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